Clarence Thomas ordered extra copies

Wal-Mart has decided not to sell Jon Stewart's book in its stores because it includes a fake photo of the nine Supreme Court justices, disrobed:

Wal-Mart spokeswoman Karen Burk says: "We felt a majority of our customers would not be comfortable with the image" of the naked justices.

To be honest, when it comes to imagining the Supreme Court naked, the phrase "not be comfortable" doesn't do justice. It makes me want to close my eyes, crawl under the bed, and cry for mommy. But that's just me.